{"id":501,"date":"2017-09-20T00:15:03","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T23:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/?p=501"},"modified":"2017-09-20T00:15:50","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T23:15:50","slug":"chcialbym-byc-latawcem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"Chcia\u0142bym by\u0107 latawcem"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Kiedy\u015b Tadzio, zwany Pogonem, po kilku kieliszkach czystej w\u00f3dki zaduma\u0142 si\u0119 na dobr\u0105 chwil\u0119, a nast\u0119pnie zdecydowanym, ale jednak pytaj\u0105cym tonem wypali\u0142 w moim kierunku: &#8222;August, czy chcia\u0142by\u015b by\u0107 piorunochronem?!&#8221; Pytanie to zachwyci\u0142o mnie (teraz m\u00f3wi si\u0119: &#8222;moj\u0105 osob\u0119&#8221;) absurdalnym wdzi\u0119kiem i tak o nim, o owym pytaniu my\u015bla\u0142em jako o wdzi\u0119cznym i absurdalnym przez czterdzie\u015bci kilka lat.\u00a0 Do momentu, w kt\u00f3rym podczas spaceru z Ol\u0105, zobaczy\u0142em na warszawskim Krakowskim Przedmie\u015bciu, gdzie\u015b mi\u0119dzy &#8222;Telimen\u0105&#8221;, a &#8222;Hopferem&#8221; taki oto anons, prezentowany przez m\u0142odego cz\u0142owieka:<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Kwiecie\u0144-2011-001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-432\" src=\"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Kwiecie\u0144-2011-001.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3648\" height=\"2736\" srcset=\"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Kwiecie\u0144-2011-001.jpg 3648w, http:\/\/artnetart.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Kwiecie\u0144-2011-001-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/artnetart.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Kwiecie\u0144-2011-001-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3648px) 100vw, 3648px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Modyfikujemy wi\u0119c pytanie na: &#8222;Czy chcia\u0142by\u015b by\u0107 latawcem 550-metrowym czy 750-metrowym&#8221;. Wdzi\u0119ku tak postawione pytanie nie ma za grosz, ale krztyna absurdu chyba si\u0119 osta\u0142a.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kiedy\u015b Tadzio, zwany Pogonem, po kilku kieliszkach czystej w\u00f3dki zaduma\u0142 si\u0119 na dobr\u0105 chwil\u0119, a nast\u0119pnie zdecydowanym, ale jednak pytaj\u0105cym tonem wypali\u0142 w moim kierunku: &#8222;August, czy chcia\u0142by\u015b by\u0107 piorunochronem?!&#8221; Pytanie to zachwyci\u0142o mnie (teraz m\u00f3wi si\u0119: &#8222;moj\u0105 osob\u0119&#8221;) absurdalnym wdzi\u0119kiem i tak o nim, o owym pytaniu my\u015bla\u0142em jako o wdzi\u0119cznym i absurdalnym przez [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[123],"tags":[177,174,176,175,173,13,178],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":504,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/504"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/artnetart.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}